Candles – Cosmic Cat Creates https://cosmiccatcreates.com thou shalt not take things so seriously Mon, 07 Oct 2024 12:53:34 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.7 https://cosmiccatcreates.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/cropped-cropped-6-1-e1631321695958.png Candles – Cosmic Cat Creates https://cosmiccatcreates.com 32 32 199135832 Wine Dine 69 https://cosmiccatcreates.com/shop/home-decor/candles/wine-dine-69-candle-romance-candles-scented-soy-candles-candle-gifts-funny-gifts-funny-candle-gifts-joke-gifts-romantic-candle/ Tue, 09 Apr 2024 08:00:15 +0000 https://cosmiccatcreates.com/shop/uncategorized/wine-dine-69-candle-romance-candles-scented-soy-candles-candle-gifts-funny-gifts-funny-candle-gifts-joke-gifts-romantic-candle/  

Introducing the “Wine Dine 69” candle, your not-so-subtle wingman for those romantically inclined evenings! Crafted from the finest wax and infused with the essence of mischief, this 9oz wonder is more than just a source of illumination – it’s a silent communicator of desires. Picture this: you’ve set the table with your finest china, uncorked the wine, and there it sits, innocently flickering with its cheeky label, subtly suggesting to your partner that tonight, the stars align in more ways than one. Whether you’re planning a cozy night in or aiming for a grand slam of romance, let the “Wine Dine 69” candle be your guiding light in the sea of seduction.

 

Packed with immersive aromas, these scented candles come in 9oz glass jars and are one size (2.8″ × 3.5″) (7.1cm × 8.8cm). Made with 100% natural soy wax blend, each candle features a 100% cotton wick. .: Materials: 100% natural soy wax blend, 100% cotton wick and a glass jar .: Compliant with ASTM safety standards .: One size: 2.8″ × 3.5″ (7.1cm × 8.9cm) .: Burning time: 50-60 hours .: Glossy permanent adhesive label .: Choose from 8 different aromatic scents .: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts .: Please note: All scents have the same wax color

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Burn all the love letters exes candle https://cosmiccatcreates.com/shop/home-decor/candles/burn-all-the-love-letters-exes-candle-closure-candles-scented-soy-candles-candle-gifts-funny-gifts-funny-candle-gifts-jokes/ Mon, 08 Apr 2024 14:08:27 +0000 https://cosmiccatcreates.com/shop/uncategorized/burn-all-the-love-letters-exes-candle-closure-candles-scented-soy-candles-candle-gifts-funny-gifts-funny-candle-gifts-jokes/ The ultimate ex-expelling solution: our 9 oz “Burn All the Bridges” soy wax candle. Equipped with a label so savage it should come with a warning, this candle is perfect for those moments when you’re ready to light up and let go of past flames, strictly metaphorically speaking. With eight tantalizing scents to choose from, including “Peppered Passionfruit,” “No Regrets White Sage and Lavender,” plus an unscented option for the scent-sensitive, you can set the mood for closure in style. Just light it up, breathe in the catharsis, and watch those bridges burn brighter than your ex’s regret.

Packed with immersive aromas, these scented candles come in 9oz glass jars and are one size (2.8″ × 3.5″) (7.1cm × 8.8cm). Made with 100% natural soy wax blend, each candle features a 100% cotton wick.

.: Materials: 100% natural soy wax blend, 100% cotton wick and a glass jar
.: Compliant with ASTM safety standards
.: One size: 2.8″ × 3.5″ (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
.: Burning time: 50-60 hours
.: Glossy permanent adhesive label
.: Choose from 8 different aromatic scents
.: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
.: Please note: All scents have the same wax color

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Cover the Weed Smell https://cosmiccatcreates.com/shop/home-decor/candles/smell-cover-up-candle-marijuana-candle-scented-soy-candles-candle-gifts-funny-gifts-funny-candle-gifts-jokes/ Mon, 08 Apr 2024 14:06:12 +0000 https://cosmiccatcreates.com/shop/uncategorized/smell-cover-up-candle-marijuana-candle-scented-soy-candles-candle-gifts-funny-gifts-funny-candle-gifts-jokes/ Whether you’re unwinding after a long day or simply seeking a moment of peace, our Cannabis Odor Eliminator Candle is the perfect companion for those who value discretion without sacrificing enjoyment. Simply light the candle, breathe in the soothing aroma, and let the worries of the day fade away, knowing that your privacy is protected.

Elegantly packaged and designed to complement any decor, our “Blissful Breeze” Cannabis Odor Eliminator Candle is not just a solution to unwanted odors; it’s a statement of sophistication and style. Embrace the freedom to indulge in your favorite pastime without fear of detection, and experience the blissful serenity that comes with knowing your secret is safe with us.

Packed with immersive aromas, these scented candles come in 9oz glass jars and are one size (2.8″ × 3.5″) (7.1cm × 8.8cm). Made with 100% natural soy wax blend, each candle features a 100% cotton wick.

.: Materials: 100% natural soy wax blend, 100% cotton wick and a glass jar
.: Compliant with ASTM safety standards
.: One size: 2.8″ × 3.5″ (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
.: Burning time: 50-60 hours
.: Choose from 8 different aromatic scents
.: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
.: Please note: All scents have the same wax color

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Cover the Smell of Weed https://cosmiccatcreates.com/shop/home-decor/candles/inner-peace-candle-punch-a-bitch-candles-scented-soy-candles-candle-gifts-funny-gifts-funny-candle-gifts-jokes/ Mon, 08 Apr 2024 14:03:52 +0000 https://cosmiccatcreates.com/shop/uncategorized/inner-peace-candle-punch-a-bitch-candles-scented-soy-candles-candle-gifts-funny-gifts-funny-candle-gifts-jokes/ Say Ommmm to our 9 oz “Inner peace” soy wax candle. With eight tantalizing scents to choose from, including “Peppered Passionfruit,” “No Regrets White Sage and Lavender,” plus an unscented option for the scent-sensitive, you can set the mood for closure in style. Just light it up, breathe in the zen, and get lost in it’s alluring warm glow.

Packed with immersive aromas, these scented candles come in 9oz glass jars and are one size (2.8″ × 3.5″) (7.1cm × 8.8cm). Made with 100% natural soy wax blend, each candle features a 100% cotton wick.

.: Materials: 100% natural soy wax blend, 100% cotton wick and a glass jar
.: Compliant with ASTM safety standards
.: One size: 2.8″ × 3.5″ (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
.: Burning time: 50-60 hours
.: Glossy permanent adhesive label
.: Choose from 8 different aromatic scents
.: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
.: Please note: All scents have the same wax color

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Burn all the bridges My Exes are Standing on https://cosmiccatcreates.com/shop/home-decor/candles/burn-all-the-bridges-exes-candle-closure-candles-scented-soy-candles-candle-gifts-funny-gifts-funny-candle-gifts-jokes/ Mon, 08 Apr 2024 14:01:21 +0000 https://cosmiccatcreates.com/shop/uncategorized/burn-all-the-bridges-exes-candle-closure-candles-scented-soy-candles-candle-gifts-funny-gifts-funny-candle-gifts-jokes/ The ultimate ex-expelling solution: our 9 oz “Burn All the Bridges” soy wax candle. Equipped with a label so savage it should come with a warning, this candle is perfect for those moments when you’re ready to light up and let go of past flames, strictly metaphorically speaking. With eight tantalizing scents to choose from, including “Peppered Passionfruit,” “No Regrets White Sage and Lavender,” plus an unscented option for the scent-sensitive, you can set the mood for closure in style. Just light it up, breathe in the catharsis, and watch those bridges burn brighter than your ex’s regret.

Packed with immersive aromas, these scented candles come in 9oz glass jars and are one size (2.8″ × 3.5″) (7.1cm × 8.8cm). Made with 100% natural soy wax blend, each candle features a 100% cotton wick.

.: Materials: 100% natural soy wax blend, 100% cotton wick and a glass jar
.: Compliant with ASTM safety standards
.: One size: 2.8″ × 3.5″ (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
.: Burning time: 50-60 hours
.: Glossy permanent adhesive label
.: Choose from 8 different aromatic scents
.: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
.: Please note: All scents have the same wax color

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Eat Meowt https://cosmiccatcreates.com/shop/home-decor/candles/eat-meowt-candle-romantic-candles-scented-soy-candles-candle-gifts-funny-gifts-funny-candle-gifts-jokes/ Mon, 08 Apr 2024 13:58:41 +0000 https://cosmiccatcreates.com/shop/uncategorized/eat-meowt-candle-romantic-candles-scented-soy-candles-candle-gifts-funny-gifts-funny-candle-gifts-jokes/ Let the flickering flame of ‘Eat Meowt’ create an ambiance of romance and rejuvenation, inviting your significant other to embrace the beautiful messiness of life.

Let this candle be your steadfast companion on the journey of life’s unpredictable ride.

Packed with immersive aromas to transport you to another place, these scented candles come in 9oz glass jars and are one size (2.8″ × 3.5″) (7.1cm × 8.8cm). Made with 100% natural soy wax blend, each candle features a 100% cotton wick.

.: Materials: 100% natural soy wax blend, 100% cotton wick and a glass jar
.: Compliant with ASTM safety standards
.: One size: 2.8″ × 3.5″ (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
.: Burning time: 50-60 hours
.: Glossy permanent adhesive label
.: Choose from 8 different aromatic scents
.: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
.: Please note: All scents have the same wax color

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If the candle is lit, I just took a shit https://cosmiccatcreates.com/shop/home-decor/candles/funny-if-the-candle-is-lit-i-just-took-a-shit-candle-scented-soy-candles-candle-gifts-funny-gifts-funny-candle-gifts-poop-jokes/ Mon, 08 Apr 2024 13:56:18 +0000 https://cosmiccatcreates.com/shop/uncategorized/funny-if-the-candle-is-lit-i-just-took-a-shit-candle-scented-soy-candles-candle-gifts-funny-gifts-funny-candle-gifts-poop-jokes/ The ultimate warning candle for your bathroom; the cheeky touch your space has been missing. Choose from seven tantalizing scents to suit your mood, whether it’s Apple Harvest or Clean Cotton. If basking in your fetid stench is more your style, but you still want to glam up your throne’s space, we won’t judge – after all, some moments just need to speak for themselves. Light it up, sit back, and let it rip!

Packed with immersive aromas, these scented candles come in 9oz glass jars and are one size (2.8″ × 3.5″) (7.1cm × 8.8cm). Made with 100% natural soy wax blend, each candle features a 100% cotton wick.

.: Materials: 100% natural soy wax blend, 100% cotton wick and a glass jar
.: Compliant with ASTM safety standards
.: One size: 2.8″ × 3.5″ (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
.: Burning time: 50-60 hours
.: Glossy permanent adhesive label
.: Choose from 8 different aromatic scents
.: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
.: Please note: All scents have the same wax color

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Blow Me https://cosmiccatcreates.com/shop/home-decor/candles/blow-me-candle-gifts-for-husband-husband-candle-scented-soy-candles-candle-gifts-funny-gifts-funny-candle-gifts-dick-jokes/ Mon, 08 Apr 2024 13:53:54 +0000 https://cosmiccatcreates.com/shop/uncategorized/blow-me-candle-gifts-for-husband-husband-candle-scented-soy-candles-candle-gifts-funny-gifts-funny-candle-gifts-dick-jokes/ Drop a not so subtle hint you’re in the mood for a little attention….or when you want to tell someone to kiss your ass. Could go either way really.

Packed with immersive aromas, these scented candles come in 9oz glass jars and are one size (2.8″ × 3.5″) (7.1cm × 8.8cm). Made with 100% natural soy wax blend, each candle features a 100% cotton wick.

.: Materials: 100% natural soy wax blend, 100% cotton wick and a glass jar
.: Compliant with ASTM safety standards
.: One size: 2.8″ × 3.5″ (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
.: Burning time: 50-60 hours
.: Glossy permanent adhesive label
.: Choose from 8 different aromatic scents
.: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
.: Please note: All scents have the same wax color

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