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If the candle is lit, I just took a shit

Description

The ultimate warning candle for your bathroom; the cheeky touch your space has been missing. Choose from seven tantalizing scents to suit your mood, whether it’s Apple Harvest or Clean Cotton. If basking in your fetid stench is more your style, but you still want to glam up your throne’s space, we won’t judge – after all, some moments just need to speak for themselves. Light it up, sit back, and let it rip!

Packed with immersive aromas, these scented candles come in 9oz glass jars and are one size (2.8″ × 3.5″) (7.1cm × 8.8cm). Made with 100% natural soy wax blend, each candle features a 100% cotton wick.

.: Materials: 100% natural soy wax blend, 100% cotton wick and a glass jar
.: Compliant with ASTM safety standards
.: One size: 2.8″ × 3.5″ (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
.: Burning time: 50-60 hours
.: Glossy permanent adhesive label
.: Choose from 8 different aromatic scents
.: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
.: Please note: All scents have the same wax color

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If the candle is lit, I just took a shit

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